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Please Mrs Butler by Allan Ahlberg

On the Ning Nang Nong by Spike Milligan

Bazonka by Spike Milligan

There was an Old Man whose despair by Edward Lear

The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

The White Rabbit's Verses by Lewis Carroll

The Aliens Have Landed! by Kenn Nesbitt

On a Tired Housewife by anonymous

Macavity: The Mystery Cat  by T. T. Eliot

Spring in the Bronx by anonymous

My Gentle Cock by anonymous

If All the World Were Paper by anonymous

The Pig by Roald Dahl

She Was Poor But She Was Honest by Bob Weston and Bert Lee

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth by Pam Ayres

It's a Great Big Shame by Edgar Bateman

The Vulture by Hilaire Belloc

The Diplomatic Platypus by Patrick Barrington

Rebecca by Hilaire Belloc

HENRY KING by Hilaire Belloc

The Frog by Hilaire Belloc

How to Get On in Society by Sir John Betjeman

Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Roald Dahl

Little Red Riding Hood by Roald Dahl

Queen Matilda by Marriott Edgar

George and the Dragon by Marriott Edgar

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace by A. A. Milne

At the Zoo by Alan Alexander Milne

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

A Boy Named Sue by Shel Silverstein

 
   
  This weeks top poem:

Please Mrs Butler by Allan Ahlberg

Please Mrs. Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps copying my work, Miss.
What shall I do?
Go and sit in the hall, dear.
Go and sit in the sink.
Take your books on the roof, my lamb.
Do whatever you think.

Please Mrs. Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps taking my rubber, Miss.
What shall I do?

Keep it in your hand, dear.
Hide it up your vest.
Swallow it if you like, my love.
Do what you think best.

Please Mrs. Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps calling me rude names, Miss.
What shall I do?

Lock yourself in the cupboard, dear.
Run away to sea.
Do whatever you can, my flower.
But don't ask me!

 
 

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Comic Poems

Book Description
This treasury of humorous poems brings together a sparkling constellation of witty poets–from Lord Rochester to Lewis Carroll, from Edward Lear to Ogden Nash, from Dorothy Parker to W. H. Auden–and embraces a wide range of forms, including limericks, clerihews, ballads, sonnets, and nonsense verse.
Comic Poems is studded with unforgettable classics, along with lesser-known comic gems from across the ages, from ancient Rome to modern America. Here is the immortal "How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear" beside No‘l Coward's "Mad Dogs and Englishmen"; the incomparable "Jabberwocky" next to the famous "There was a young lady of Riga." From Cole Porter and John Updike on love and marriage to Stevie Smith and Dorothy Parker on mortality to the ever-talented Anonymous on almost anything, the lighthearted poetry collected here ranges from the most delightful nonsense to the most sophisticated wit.



 

The Top 500 Poems

Book Description

This is the story of poetry in English, a collection of the best 500 poems, based not on one critic's choice, not on one poet's choice, but on the collective choice of 550 critics, editors, and poets.
 

 

 

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