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A selection of funny poems from our vast collection of poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

Funny Poet: Ogden Nash


Poems

A Caution To Everybody by Ogden Nash

A Drink With Something In It by Ogden Nash

A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty by Ogden Nash

A Tale Of The Thirteenth Floor by Ogden Nash

A Word to Husbands by Ogden Nash

Adventures Of Isabel by Ogden Nash

Always Marry An April Girl by Ogden Nash

Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer by Ogden Nash

Biological Reflection by Ogden Nash

Celery by Ogden Nash

Children's Party by Ogden Nash

Columbus by Ogden Nash

Come On In, The Senility Is Fine by Ogden Nash

Crossing The Border by Ogden Nash

Everybody Tells Me Everything by Ogden Nash

Family Court by Ogden Nash

First Child ... Second Child by Ogden Nash

Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet by Ogden Nash

Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too by Ogden Nash

Grandpa Is Ashamed by Ogden Nash

I Didn't Go To Church Today by Ogden Nash

I Do, I Will, I Have by Ogden Nash

If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap by Ogden Nash

Introspective Reflection by Ogden Nash

Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice by Ogden Nash

Kipling's Vermont by Ogden Nash

Lather As You Go by Ogden Nash

Lines Indited With All The Depravity Of Poverty by Ogden Nash

Lines On Facing Forty by Ogden Nash

Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib by Ogden Nash

Look What You Did, Christopher! by Ogden Nash

More About People by Ogden Nash

My Dream by Ogden Nash

No Doctor's Today, Thank You by Ogden Nash

No, You Be A Lone Eagle by Ogden Nash

Oh To Be Odd! by Ogden Nash

Old Dr. Valentine To His Son by Ogden Nash

Old Men by Ogden Nash

One From One Leaves Two by Ogden Nash

One Third Of The Calendar by Ogden Nash

Peekabo, I Almost See You by Ogden Nash

PG Wooster, Just as he Useter by Ogden Nash

Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man by Ogden Nash

Possessions Are Nine Points Of Conversation by Ogden Nash

Pretty Halcyon Days by Ogden Nash

Reflection On Caution by Ogden Nash

Reflection On The Fallibility Of Nemesis by Ogden Nash

Reprise by Ogden Nash

Requiem by Ogden Nash

Samson Agonistes by Ogden Nash

So Does Everybody Else, Only Not So Much by Ogden Nash

Soliloquy in Circles by Ogden Nash

Song of the Open Road by Ogden Nash

Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children by Ogden Nash

Spring Comes To Murray Hill by Ogden Nash

sten... by Ogden Nash

Tableau at Twilight by Ogden Nash

The Abominable Snowman by Ogden Nash

The Ant by Ogden Nash

The Bargain by Ogden Nash

The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus by Ogden Nash

The Camel by Ogden Nash

The Cantaloupe by Ogden Nash

The Centipede by Ogden Nash

The Chipmunk by Ogden Nash

The Clean Plater by Ogden Nash

The Cuckoo by Ogden Nash

The Dog by Ogden Nash

The Duck by Ogden Nash

The Firefly by Ogden Nash

The Germ by Ogden Nash

The Guppy by Ogden Nash

The Hippopotamus by Ogden Nash

The Hunter by Ogden Nash

The Joyous Malingerer by Ogden Nash

The Lion by Ogden Nash

The Middle by Ogden Nash

The Octopus by Ogden Nash

The Ostrich by Ogden Nash

The Panther by Ogden Nash

The Parent by Ogden Nash

The People Upstairs by Ogden Nash

The Perfect Husband by Ogden Nash

The Porcupine by Ogden Nash

The Praying Mantis by Ogden Nash

The Purist by Ogden Nash

The Rhinoceros by Ogden Nash

The Romantic Age by Ogden Nash

The Shrimp by Ogden Nash

The Sniffle by Ogden Nash

The Solitary Huntsman by Ogden Nash

The Squab by Ogden Nash

The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy by Ogden Nash

The Tale of Custard the Dragon by Ogden Nash

The Termite by Ogden Nash

The Terrible People by Ogden Nash

The Turtle by Ogden Nash

The Wasp by Ogden Nash

Tin Wedding Whistle by Ogden Nash

To A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them by Ogden Nash

To Keep Your Marriage Brimming by Ogden Nash

To My Valentine by Ogden Nash

Two Dogs HaveI by Ogden Nash

Very Like a Whale by Ogden Nash

What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later by Ogden Nash

What's The Use? by Ogden Nash

Will Consider Situation by Ogden Nash

Winter Complaint by Ogden Nash

You Can Be A Republican, I'm A Genocrat by Ogden Nash



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