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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 210
Limerick is furtive by Morris Bishop
The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep him in close quarantine
Or he sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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Young Puppy Called Howard by A. A. Milne
There was a young puppy called Howard
Who at fighting was rather a coward;
He never quite ran
When the fighting began,
But he started at once, to bow-wow hard.
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Andrew's Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
Have you heard the account of Lord Gritz
he was fond of all innocent tits
he had told his own spouse
that he'd open the blouse
of all women except of those Brits.
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My Boy by Steve Latham
Little boys are often a bunch of trouble
They fight and bite and play in rubble
They're cute and fun
And they like to run
And as they grow, the trouble will double!
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