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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 45
Batman And Robin Satire Series On Other Poets (22) by Allan James Saywell
If i go to ireland, should i take a orange
Or should i take a green-apple
Should i dance a Irish jig
With my hands on my hips
No, 'What about the pickpockets'?
Should i drink a stout, make myself stout
Or should i be an observer
And watch people write poetry in Limerick
Wait a minute, i can sling mud in the forum
And hold hands with the Irish
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Balloon’s Fat And Round. by Paul Hansford
Blow,
puff hard.
That’s better,
getting bigger,
balloon’s fat and round.
No more blowing,
that’s enough.
Look out.
Bang!
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The Dangers Of Writing Poetry by Herbert Nehrlich
All the critics give wonderful speeches
they forget though that each poem reaches
through their magic and power
not the ivory tower
but the people in parks and on beaches.
So the words of the scholars, so loud
are not heard through the ears of the crowd.
what's the use of a book
in that Amazon look
if it's only the mother who's proud?
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Thomas Hardy by Mad Judy
When the hamlet hailed a birth
Judy used to cry:
When she heard our christening mirth
She would kneel and sigh.
She was crazed, we knew, and we
Humoured her infirmity.
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