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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 245
I Left Apart by Taher Shemaly
Over that fresh green grass
A sweet face did say to me with hush
O me handsome lad, will ye go apart
From the dear green land of Ireland
Though I promised not to
But fortune decided to
For me to break the vow
And from the dear ol' isle I did part
And on that ship I went over
For fortune to dig with me shovel
Leaving all that sweet green
And dreaming of money's stream
Behind the ocean so wide
Putting a shamrock by me side
To somewhere I don't have to hide
And the ship from the dear isle did part
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Other Knee by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a maître d'
who had hurt during prayer his knee.
When no doctor could cure it
he was forced to endure it.
Now he's using the other knee.
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Prowl Before Sleepin by Markelov Vladimir
One-time Rocker-man named by Frol
Did not like to accept Panadol®
But with pleasure drank vodka,
washed down with the beer. What can
I do? Under the table he’d prowled…
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Spring Break by Michael G. Hartley
Emma can't wait for her vacation,
so she can travel the nation.
She'll go to the parks,
and stay out 'till dark.
And ride coasters for the sensation.
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