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On Reading Poems Of Mangan by Francis Duggan
Many of his verses tell of his great sadness
The hardships through life he had to endure
He lived in the hungry years of the great famine
And he knew what it was like to be poor.
His father James a Limerick man from Shanagolden
'About that place there is a famous song'
And his mother Catharine Smith from Fishamble Street in Dublin
Quite poor and to poor kindred she belong.
But circumstance of birth doesn't seem to hinder genius
Though wisdom from the poor is seldom quote
And though Mangan's verse today may seem neglected
He surely was a major Irish poet.
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Fax Here for Two Hours by Heidi K. Haskell
To Whomever's Been Trying to Fax Here for Two Hours
Oh, the ringing is making me nervous.
Wonder what I have done to deserve this?
I admire your persistence-
But, despite your insistence,
The fax machine's still out of service.
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Young Girl of Lahore by Shadigo Claws
There was a young girl of Lahore,
The same shape behind as before.
As you never knew where
To offer a chair,
She had to sit down on the floor.
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Young Lady of Ryde by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied.
She purchased some clogs,
And some small spotted dogs,
And frequently walked about Ryde.
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