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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 202
Changing The Flag by Pat Cannard
There once was a great Aussie wag
Who suggested a change to our flag
Can you picture this please
As it waves in the breeze
A cold stubby of beer and a fag?
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Paints No Image by David Zvekic
One star: it is plenty enough.
For the tripe, for the drivel, and cruft.
When it doesn't keep time,
Paints no image, nor rhyme -
Well no thank you; you've written enough.
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Young Lady whose bonnet by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds in the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'
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Ballerina by Selina Wallis
There once was a girl Selina,
who wanted to be a ballerina.
She went on her toes,
and broke her nose.
Then she became cleaner.
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