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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 150
Brown Dog Called Spot by Rebecca Telford
There was a brown dog called Spot,
Who tied up his tail with a knot
To remember his bone
Which he'd left back at home
When he sometimes went out for a trot.
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Drink Holy Waters by Herbert Nehrlich
For a handful of shiny new quarters
you can stay here and drink holy waters.'
Said the nun at the door,
'and for fifty cents more
you can screw all my sons and my daughters.'
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Immortality by Thomas Hardy
I saw a dead man's finer part
Shining within each faithful heart
Of those bereft. Then said I: 'This must be
His immortality.'
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Gonorrhea by Herbert Nehrlich
When a girl named Annamaria
saw a doc about her diarrhea
'If it hurts when you piss
then I know what it is,
it's the clap, also called gonorrhea.'
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