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To Grace The Forum by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a vermin named Herrmann,
his uncle was General Sherman.
Said the general 'well,
send these poets to hell
'twas considered a militant sermon.
So the tongues freshly sharpened were stuck
out at others but not for good luck.
But poor spelling prevailed
and with glee was detailed
but the villain was only a duck.
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Doctor Remained by Herbert Nehrlich
A baby boy, recently born
had a growth on his forehead - a horn.
But the doctor remained
in his manner restrained
and he said 'I'll be back in the morn.'
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Limerick is furtive by Morris Bishop
The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep him in close quarantine
Or he sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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Affirmation Over Prayer by Ray Lucero
Praying for some thing implies lack
God Knows First, of my every need
Affirmation is God-Man co-creation
As Most High and higher me accede
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