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Don't book me for tea by Joe Pamanian
A lady of Donaghadee
Climbed a mountain and slipped on some scree.
With her very last breath
As she fell to her death
She shouted 'Don't book me for tea!'
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Natural Gas by Jim Milks
Driving down the road in need of some gas
Staring at the stations as I drive slowly pass
As I finish my beans for lunch
I realize I could save a bunch
If I used what comes naturally from my ass.
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Dragon Limerick by Alison Smith
High on a hill lay a dragon
Dreaming of that next flagon
Not of young maidens
Captured in raidins
He never felt like a true dragon
There once was a was a burly knight
Sent out to find a dragon to fight
Thought killing was cuel
But he had the right tool
Just hoped they hadn't all left in fright.
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Reveal Now My Thirst by Herbert Nehrlich
Like the surf in a real life ocean
there is always the air of devotion.
I reveal now my thirst
that I want to be first
on the road paved with self-promotion.
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