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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 188
Travel by Jim Milks
Driving down route Ninety-five
just trying to stay alive
I see a girl by the side
and so I gave her a ride
and now there is burning sensation on my thigh
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Young Lady of Bute by Edward Lear
The was a Young Lady of Bute,
Who played on a silver-gilt flute;
She played several jigs,
To her uncle's white pigs,
That amusing Young Lady of Bute.
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Old Men There Be by Richard Miles
Old men there be, that did not feel fear:
In face of war, be it near or far,
Strained hearts grow strong, maimed minds turn to steel
To deal with loss, shrug it off with skill.
On battlefield, foreign or at home,
They waged the fight, with no dread of harm;
On land or sea, or up high in sky,
They diced with death, knew the final score.
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For Declan by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a fellow named D.
he had misunderstood little me.
Though his poems ain't bad
and he is a good lad
so let pax for the two of us be.
So this limerick was writ just to say
that in life it is better to play
than to act like two farts
who would hurl poisoned darts
let me know if it's Aye or Nay.
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