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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 134
Fanny by Herbert Nehrlich
It's astonishing, sweet and uncanny
how the memories of my old nanny
are revived in this place
by that well-hiden face.
I shall call her not Funny but Fanny.
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Wild & Crazy Dude by Ray Lucero
You may think me insensitive 'n rude
Unaware I’m just a wild 'n crazy dude
So don’t get tough 'n give me attitude
Get over my talking a wee bit crude
I ask from you kind sir some latitude
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Breathing Power by Herbert Nehrlich
They went back to the Grizzlybear Tower
all restored in their breathing power
but the shower was small
so they couldn't fit all
out they went to each pick her a flower.
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Happy Birthday, Bill by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a warrior named Bill
he had manners but went for the kill
but when decades went past
he admitted, at last
that he now was on top of the hill.
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