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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 91
Old Man of Marseilles by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Marseilles,
Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils;
They caught several Fish,
Which they put in a dish,
And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles.
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Butcher Named Sam by Theodora Onken
There once was this butcher named Sam
Who had a real craving for ham
When out on the farm
He'd do the pigs harm
When home he'd create his own Spam!
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Arianna by Ray Lucero
Arianna, my beloved Soul
My love is most replete
My heart you do console
With you, I am complete
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I've nursed a goat by Pauline Sword
Said a zoo man, 'I've nursed a goat,
I've sat up all night with a stoat.
I've bandaged a flea,
But what worries me
Is a giraffe with a flippin' sore throat.'
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