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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 11
Miss Dickinson by Harlan Simantel
There was once was a poet named Emily,
A word-loving girl full of excellency,
She wrote and she wrote,
Shy - reclusive - remote,
Now stirs new poets aplenty!
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Young lady called Murch by Joe Pamanian
A naughty young lady called Murch
Used to feel she was left in the lurch
When her clients, en masse,
Would not part with their brass
Though she gave 10% to the church.
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Yo Momma The 2nd by Brandon Wyatt
Your mom is so ugly and fat
her big but sat on the cat
I heard a meow
and a giant fat cow
And all that was left was a splat!
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Modeling In New York by Theodora Onken
Down the road of modeling in New York
Came this model who loved her pork
When told to diet or be fired
She rather hastily retired
Unable to put down her fork!
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