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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 56
Cooling Off by Adam Caldwell
The weather's cool, I can focus on school
But my heart still burns for thee, at degrees Fahrenheit,453
These nights are more comfortable, but they would be more enjoyable
Spending them next to you.
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In Days of Old by Lucy Blades
In days of Old, When knights were bold,
And chivalrous and trusty,
They sweated in
Their suits of tin
And all their bits went rusty!
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Force Them At All by Herbert Nehrlich
As you see you have had your first lesson.
Look at poems as delicatessen.
If you force them at all
your own star soon will fall;
You shall meet my dear friends Smith and Wesson.
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Whatcha Might Call A 'Limerick' by Masha Danevasha
I needed the verb “oscillation”
and it came on the verge of frustration
since the word “undulate”
didn't quite fit the grade
for my new poetic creation.
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