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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 72
Old Person of Basing by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Basing,
Whose presence of mind was amazing;
He purchased a steed,
Which he rode at full speed,
And escaped from the people of Basing.
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Old Man of Madras by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Madras,
Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;
But the length of its ears,
So promoted his fears,
That it killed that Old Man of Madras.
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Student Loan Woes by Alicia Mcintire
For college Bob sure was saving.
At a burger joint he was slaving
but then he was fired
and for a loan inquired
and now high interest he is braving.
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Feel No Pain by Josh Brabender
There once was a boy from Colerain
he shot heroin into his vein
but now he's all done
that needle like a gun,
now the boy he will feel no pain
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