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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 189
My Best Buddy by Herbert Nehrlich
I once knew a grumpy old Jew,
they had baptised the boy, named him Prew.
He became my best buddy
when he helped me to study.
He's now running the Hannover Zoo.
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Whiskey And Rye by Herbert Nehrlich
When the plane which was supersonic
reached top speed they were drinking Gin Tonic,
as they fell from the sky
it was whiskey and rye
for the ones on the ground - how ironic
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Grandmothers Comb by Seana Laird
There once was a captain from Rome
who had lost his grandmother's comb.
Grandmother was glum
so she smacked him on the bum
till he remembered he'd left it at home
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Doctor Remained by Herbert Nehrlich
A baby boy, recently born
had a growth on his forehead - a horn.
But the doctor remained
in his manner restrained
and he said 'I'll be back in the morn.'
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