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Dinner by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a Peter named Paul.
They were seen hanging out in the Mall.
They had dinner for one
on a hamburger bun.
Peter burped but it really was Paul
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From All in All Tall to Not at All Small by Jonathan Robin
I was stem, I was thorn, I was rose,
I was leaf, I was grief which arose
when you spurned me and burned me
and quite overturned me
to stimulate nectar's outflows.
Life was clement, I acorn which rose
through belief to be chief tree each knows,
who discerned me concerned me
and right from rite learned, to be
true to no counter-fate crows.
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Heredity by Thomas Hardy
I am the family face;
Flesh perishes, I live on,
Projecting trait and trace
Through time to times anon,
And leaping from place to place
Over oblivion.
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Hairier And Hairier by Paul H Tubb
There was an old lady from Bulgaria,
Who every day would get hairier and hairier.
The hair would grow on her nose
And in between her toes,
In fact on every conceivable area.
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