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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 166
A Lucky Young Man by Albert Van Hoogmoed
He's lucky that she isn't telling,
despite all her dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck
was more than a peck,
and could cause abdominal swelling!
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Stars Lean Together by Jonathan Robin
It's time to make love. Douse the glim.
The fireflies twinkle and dim.
The stars lean together
Like birds of a feather,
And the loin lies down with the limb.
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Bouncing And Clanging by Herbert Nehrlich
There are women, genetically tough,
fully able to fight and play rough.
Though they may play with dolls
they are fitted with balls,
be advised that they do strut their stuff.
So the one who had jumped from that height
gave the onlooking folks quite a fright.
When the balls started banging
and bouncing and clanging
they felt sorry for her in her plight.
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Transfer Of Wealth by Herbert Nehrlich
Any doctor today must have stealth,
as he deals with his patients' ill health.
Let me tell you, my friend
what goes on in the end,
it's a state-sanctioned transfer of wealth.
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