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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 139
Swam In The Strait by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a husky named Rover
who had moved from Alaska to Dover.
When he swam in the Strait
he was taken as bait.
When the sharks wiped their lips it was over.
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For Sherrie by Herbert Nehrlich
While the masses, like auburn-eyed cattle
were engrossed in their meaningless prattle.
An opponent stood tall
with much spunk, all in all
and her spark then ignited the battle.
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School Boy Willie by Loyd C. Taylor
Now Willie was a very bright lad,
But uneducated, which was sad.
12 years of school he made,
But kept failing fifth grade,
To not be in six grade with his dad.
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I Just Didn't Dare by Therese Saward
My father, he sat on a chair,
For sitting he has quite a flair.
But the chair it went crack,
He fell flat on his back.
I'd have laughed, but I just didn't dare.
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