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The Mouse & The Hippy by Markelov Vladimir
The long-haired and bold Hippy-singer
Jingled bass by his short clumsy fingers.
When he opened his mouth,
Here arrived the gray mouse –
Seized by Hipp, it began strings to jingle.
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Thin Lucy O'Finner by Shadigo Claws
His sister, called Lucy O'Finner,
Grew constantly thinner and thinner;
The reason was plain,
She slept out in the rain,
And never was allowed any dinner.
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Exchange Student by Tad Lawson
A Texas Tech grad who's a Saudi,
Though he graduates summa cum laude,
Has forgotten his roots
He wears cowboy boots
And instead of 'Salaam', he says, 'Howdy!'
And his faith has begun to erode,
Till his imam will often explode,
As the lad kneels to pray
Facing ANY which way,
'REMEMBER THE ALLAH MODE! '
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Sweeping by Herbert Nehrlich
Disentangled, we're sensing a tide
in a hurried ascent you're astride.
As we catch the next wave
sweeping into the cave
to the end of the velvet inside.
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