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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 124
All Came Home by Herbert Nehrlich
They played with the goddamn Lego
in the Park outside San Diego
'til the cows all came home
then they flew off to Rome
and the first two lines do rhyme with Prego.
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Pupils Got Narrow by Herbert Nehrlich
They were having a time at the Ritz,
she was flashing, at bedtime, her tits.
When she looked at his sparrow
her green pupils got narrow...
'Oh, don't tell me, he is on the Fritz? '
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Were Losing Their Stuffing by Herbert Nehrlich
Two bacilli, one blue and one green
were complaining that humans were mean,
they were losing their stuffing
and were huffing and puffing,
it was hexameth-tetramine.
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Saw a Fellow by Herbert Nehrlich
Saw a fellow (an old human being) ,
at a Casuarina tree, peeing.
His companion, a dog,
raised his leg on a log,
he was blind and his eyes weren't seeing.
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