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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 18
No Kidneys Or Hearts by Herbert Nehrlich
He was scheduled to get a new kidney,
though he tried to obtain one from Whitney,
fifty million car parts
but no kidneys or hearts,
so he got his new kidney in Sydney.
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Theo by Herbert Nehrlich
I wonder if poetesse Theo
is a Libra or even a Leo.
She will currently need
both to uplift indeed
her good heart, so she'll sing sole mio.
Many docs do forbid a small nip,
may I give you a personal tip
have a glass with your meal
and then judge how you feel,
some physicians know really zip.
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Fiddler by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a groucho named Hitler,
he imagined himself as a fiddler.
He climbed up to the roof
and the world then went poof.
And I dedicate this to Bett Middler.`
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Eagerly Search by Herbert Nehrlich
You are welcome to find some more stuff
and make up some if IT ain't enough
as you eagerly search
for new things to besmirch
human beings, you huff and you puff
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