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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 30
Missing by Oldnbold
There was a young lady from Spain,
Whose man went away on a train,
He always kisses his missus,
And she misses his kisses,
'Till they're together again.
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A Place To Sleep by Scot Warren
I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space,
I’ll suffocate and soon be dead.
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Yorkshire For Off-comed-’uns by Richard Miles
Sum off-comed-’uns ’ev mithered mi
An’ nagued mi wi’t’ barmy wee-a ah speyk
So ah’ve putten this dahn ter defen’ missen
An hoo-ap mi ca-ase is strang, nert wee-ak.
Ah’ll use sum language rich an’ rare
An’ appen tha’ll reckon that ah’m tapped
But think on, sithee, ’earken well
Fer if tha does, ah’ll bi reight capped.
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Old Person of Nice by Edward Lear
There was an old person of Nice,
Whose associates were usually Geese.
They walked out together, in all sorts of weather.
That affable person of Nice!
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