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Hear A Small Sound by Herbert Nehrlich
And the funeral was quite perverse,
they had painted brassieres on the hearse.
When he was in the ground
you could hear a small sound,
not a prayer but maybe a curse.
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Love: A Limerick by Jim Milks
On the corner stands a young man
That loved a girl named Diane
His love was misplaced
For she was rather chaste
Now he spends his time with Suzanne
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Curiosity Pays by Herbert Nehrlich
Konrad Roentgen invented the rays
that could see all the body's weird ways.
When he looked at his spouse
through her wide-open blouse
he was sure that curiosity pays.
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The English Teacher by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was an English teacher,
when he suffered a bite from a creature
it had gone through his denim
and was poisonous venom
sudden death was his final feature.
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