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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 12
Insulted The Ear by Herbert Nehrlich
He likes limericks, well so he states
has presented a taste to his mates.
It insulted the ear
and I worry and fear
it's a dinner without any plates.
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Angels & Men by Ray Lucero
Men becoming Angels is hard
Too many temptations abound
If downy wings Angels discard
Before long, they are aground
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Snake Stuck by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a copper named Drake,
he was searching the board for a snake
but the snake stuck around
and was thus never found.
Could it be that this Drake is a fake?
He is hiding and may just be snoozing.
No one finds this inaction amusing.
If he doesn't proceed
with a head choppin' deed
we will soon be just silently boozing
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Human Doings by Ray Lucero
Men forget how to be human beings
Instead, choose to be “human doings”
Lust, fame, fortune is what they sing
Ignorance is all they’ve been proving
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