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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 197
Hay Ride by Jonathan Robin
However the story is told,
take issue as tissues you fold,
let cold Winter's hand wringing,
turn to Spring that’s spent singing
fresh vision illusions remould.
Notwithstanding how passion burned bold,
Cupid's wings seemed soon clipped, Love turned cold
when where donging and dinging
the telephone ringing
reminds one of lover on hold.
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God-Forgotten by Thomas Hardy
I towered far, and lo! I stood within
The presence of the Lord Most High,
Sent thither by the sons of earth, to win
Some answer to their cry.
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Aphrodite's Ass by Tom Turner
There once was a goddess, Aphrodite,
who dwelt in the halls of the mighty.
Though accused of being salacious,
She actually was quite gracious.
She flirted with gods almighty,
Got the repute of being flighty.
Because her buttocks were conspicuous,
She said with words acidiferous,
'About my great rear,
Without sounding austere,
Just say that I'm callipygous.'
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Bedroom Eyes by Jim Milks
See the girl with the bedroom eyes
One look from here and your passion will arise
Just that one look and he did not think twice
He never did considered the price
But his marriage ended between her thighs
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