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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 168
Old Person of Chili by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly,
He sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.
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A Lousey Little Limerick by Robert J Meyer
A poet known in Chicago
Found his words to be a no show
Until he up took
An old leather book
And stole the work of E A Poe
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Limerick poem (Silhouette of a Dead man) by Kyle.J Carruthers
There was a man on the hill
His silhouette silent, patient, and still
The expression on his face
Was torn downward in disgrace
And he stood gasping every breath quickly out of will
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Snore…Me by Ray Lucero
This morn she said again “You snore”
An accusation I now dare not ignore
To put an end to this ongoing fight
I’ll stay awake tonight, see if she’s right
To settle this vexing issue evermore!
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