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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 156
Old Person of Basing by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Basing,
Whose presence of mind was amazing;
He purchased a steed,
Which he rode at full speed,
And escaped from the people of Basing.
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Sicker And Sicker by Herbert Nehrlich
You will start taking LIPITOR',
said the Doc. Asked the patient 'what for? '
'If it gets to your ticker
you'll get sicker and sicker,
it's that bloody cholesterol whore.'
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Dear Tortoise Called Nelly by Jason Wilkes
There was a dear tortoise called Nelly
Who wandered around on her belly.
One day she went far
And was found by our Pa
Watching our new color telly.
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Sara- a Limerick by Spidey Ortiz
A sweet girl I met on a weekend,
Has many poems she's penned,
We think much the same,
you ask me her name?
Sara, who I now call 'my friend'.
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