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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 159
All Came Home by Herbert Nehrlich
They played with the goddamn Lego
in the Park outside San Diego
'til the cows all came home
then they flew off to Rome
and the first two lines do rhyme with Prego.
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Friday Is Limerick Day by Herbert Nehrlich
There once lived a poet named George
near the Falls of Carnarvon Gorge.
He ran out of ideas
and to us it appears
that he secretly started to forge.
So he copied from Chaucer and Suess
which of course was a blatant abuse.
When he went to the printer
in the middle of winter
he'd manufactured his noose.
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Smell All The Flowers by Margaret Kollmer
A President with far-reaching powers
Loved jogging in sunshine and showers
Whilst still in his prime
He made sure that he'd time
To stop and to smell all the Flowers.
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Geordie Limerick by Edith Oram
There was a coach driver called Ken,
Took us to Newquay and back hyem,
We all rocked with laughter
At his Geordie banter,
That witty coach driver called Ken.
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