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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 160
There Was a Man by Peter S. Quinn
There was a man of smelling
Sleazy tricks he tried selling
Every hole he'd find
He took from behind
Till his oscar was all swelling
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Tongue Twisters - A Tutor by Jonathan Robin
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot? ”
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Young lass from Australia by Maurie Houseman
There was a young lass from Australia
Who painted her ass like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color devine
But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia
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Dirty by Karen Alexis LaRose
This boy and girl turned each other on
each time they met at the crack of dawn.
For a long time they tried to unite souls
But sadly, he couldn't find the hole
so each day he tried, she just yawned.
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