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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 196
Sought To Unfrock by Joe Pamanian
A vicar they sought to unfrock
Admitted 'It came as a shock,
As a matter of fact,
To be caught in the act
Of redeeming church silver from hock.'
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Just A Little Limerick by Kailynd McGregor
There once was a man from Montana,
Who wore a yellow bandana.
It was given to him,
Proper and prim
By the lovely Miss Hanna Fontana.
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An impatient young man by Joe Pamanian
An impatient young man in the city
Wed a girl who was buxom and pretty.
As the licence was signed
He remarked 'When we've dined
We'll get down to the nitty and gritty.'
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A Plea To Nation'S Youth by Ray Lucero
Last few generations “Dropped the ball”
Allowing politically corrupt few to reign
Time for youth to take power ‘n forestall
More war and a Country gone insane
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