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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 215
ICANNy Reply - Tongue Twisters III by Jonathan Robin
Danny, spammer ensconced on his fanny,
upgraded downloading Net Nanny, -
as damned scam the man planned
phishing fish, cash in hand,
and a land line - LAN managed tyranny.
Wifey Annie, on WiFi, uncanny,
schemed to trace where his face raced web-cammy, -
both continue to surf
under eye of Vint Cerf
and his Internet dream team ICANNy.
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Education by Allen Steble
A young boy ran to school one sunny day
to learn to live a more relaxing way
he read his books from front to back
till skills in life he did not lack
now freedom he lives and there he will stay
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The Bridge of Lodi by Thomas Hardy
When of tender mind and body
I was moved by minstrelsy,
And that strain 'The Bridge of Lodi'
Brought a strange delight to me.
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On Reading Poems Of Mangan by Francis Duggan
Many of his verses tell of his great sadness
The hardships through life he had to endure
He lived in the hungry years of the great famine
And he knew what it was like to be poor.
His father James a Limerick man from Shanagolden
'About that place there is a famous song'
And his mother Catharine Smith from Fishamble Street in Dublin
Quite poor and to poor kindred she belong.
But circumstance of birth doesn't seem to hinder genius
Though wisdom from the poor is seldom quote
And though Mangan's verse today may seem neglected
He surely was a major Irish poet.
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