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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 113
Newspaper Dress by Joseph Enright
There was a young lady from Clonmel
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball
But her dress caught on fire
And burnt her entire
Front page, sport section and all.
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Green Pills by Mariah Williams
There once was a girl named Jill
and Jill was so deeply in love with Bill
but Bill fell in love with Kate
after they went out on a date
and Jill overdosed on these little green pills...
AND DIED
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Presbeterys Chalice by Joseph Enright
There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in the presbeterys chalice
The padre agreed
Twas done out of need
And not of religious malice.
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Stop Raining by Connie Webb
I hear the rain on the roof once again
Oh when is it ever going to end?
It's rained day and night
Each dropp is a fright
Oh dumb rain you are no longer my friend.
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