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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 243
Whatcha Might Call A 'Limerick' by Masha Danevasha
I needed the verb “oscillation”
and it came on the verge of frustration
since the word “undulate”
didn't quite fit the grade
for my new poetic creation.
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Young man of Botswana by Joe Pamanian
There was a young man of Botswana
Who purchased an upright piana.
In his efforts to please
He would thump on the keys
While he swung from a well-placed liana.
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An Infatuated Man From Dover by Anita V.
An infatuated man from Dover,
was left by his imaginary lover.
He pulled his hair,
in sheer despair,
forgetting a wig was his cover.
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Johnny Learn Chinese by Ency Bearis
Johnny so proud that he learn to speak Chinese,
Gathered his friends and speak the new acquired knowledge,
infront of them he recited; - wonton, moogai pan,
and he continued; - chow mein, lo mein and chow fun,
Excited and said he learn this with restaurant owner who is chinese.
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