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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 19
Mute Opinion by Thomas Hardy
I traversed a dominion
Whose spokesmen spake out strong
Their purpose and opinion
Through pulpit, press, and song.
I scarce had means to note there
A large-eyed few, and dumb,
Who thought not as those thought there
That stirred the heat and hum.
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In The Vaulted Way by Thomas Hardy
In the vaulted way, where the passage turned
To the shadowy corner that none could see,
You paused for our parting, - plaintively:
Though overnight had come words that burned
My fond frail happiness out of me.
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My New Computer by Herbert Nehrlich
Just got finished (some help from a tutor)
hooking up to the net the computer,
somewhat clumsy of hand
though I did understand
this thing beats the old roto-rooter.
Now the screen is a 24 size
the small letters as big as blowflies.
And no gremlins in sight
so I bid you good night
may the gods bless my overworked eyes.
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You Wouldn’t Go In a Balloon by Paul Hansford
If you wanted to go to the moon
you wouldn’t go in a balloon.
The hot air inside
gives a nice quiet ride,
but you come back to earth much too soon.
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