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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 88
A Publican Pulling by Joe Pamanian
A publican pulling his taps
Had a very unfortunate lapse.
When the barmaid complained
He replied 'I am pained.
I thought you were one of the chaps.'
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Morning Routine by Jim Milks
Everyday the young store clerk
Would show up to work with a smirk
Each morning his girlfriend would have her body on display
with that body he would play
Until her husband found out and went berserk.
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Essential Oils by Baritone Bear
A Sri Lankan gent called Sanat,
With oils was exceedingly smart.
With Melissa and Pine,
He would make you feel fine.
With Hyssop and Thyme, cure a fart.
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Brain Of A Smidgeon by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a dummy named Ark
who would hide and then shoot from the dark,
with the chest of a pigeon
and the brain of a smidgeon.
And his bite was as weak as his bark.
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