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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 232
Tongue Twisters I - A Canner by Jonathan Robin
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
‘A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he? ’
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It's A Tooth For A Toe by Herbert Nehrlich
There was an old granny named Flo
she came down with gangrene on her toe,
so she went to the dentist
who was known as adventist
and he said 'it's a tooth for a toe.'
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Whale Dance by Jessica Jemima
You are growing old,
And your mind is aging too.
Your eyes are nearly closed,
And your moves are slowing, slowing...
But I still see the beauty
every time you show your dance,
For the ocean,
vast and blue.
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Affirmation Over Prayer by Ray Lucero
Praying for some thing implies lack
God Knows First, of my every need
Affirmation is God-Man co-creation
As Most High and higher me accede
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