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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 5
Two Fish by Alan Chatfield
In the tank in my room live two fish,
And they told me they have one wish
To be fed twice a day,
On mushroom and hay,
And have it served up in a dish.
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Queensland Venereal School by Herbert Nehrlich
A dentist's assistant named Jule
saw a blister appear on his tool.
Said the dentist 'don't fret
it's the girl that you met
from the Queensland Venereal School.'
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I'M Way Past My Last Summer by Herbert Nehrlich
When they gave her the grave diagnosis
fulminating haemochromatosis,
she said 'life is a bummer,
I'm way past my last summer
but my boobies do suffer from ptosis.'
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Secrets Look by Herbert Nehrlich
In the cold near the stormy Atlantic
stands a cottage that looks quite romantic.
And the man who's inside,
he has something to hide.
And his secrets look rather pedantic.
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