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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 50
Old Man in a tree by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
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A Lousey Little Limerick by Robert J Meyer
A poet known in Chicago
Found his words to be a no show
Until he up took
An old leather book
And stole the work of E A Poe
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Gracious Of God by Herbert Nehrlich
At forty a man's presbyopic,
not far-sighted or merely myopic.
If to you it seems odd
it was gracious of God
since so many things are microscopic.
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Celtic Scarf Around Our Necks by Daniel McDonagh
We were Christened at the Chapel
With a Celtic scarf around our necks,
Remembering all the miles, we had traveled
As we would wander to old Parkhead,
Up the Gallowgate, we would make our way
Taking our dear old father’s hand
As he told us, we should walk with pride
To be a faithful Celtic fan.
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