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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 184
Missing by Oldnbold
There was a young lady from Spain,
Whose man went away on a train,
He always kisses his missus,
And she misses his kisses,
'Till they're together again.
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Love A Aimerick by Terry Donovan
I wrote my love a limerick,
She put it in her bag
Then used it for a taper
When she later had a fag.
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Two Pairs Of Tongs by Jane Delahunty
There once lived a man called John,
Who didn't really feel he belonged.
For his feet were spoons,
Nails replaced his pubes,
And his nipples were two pairs of tongs.
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The Tale of the Greedy Dog by Shadigo Claws
There once was a mongrel named Duke
Who’d stuff his face until he’d puke.
Then one day he died;
While his owner cried,
He had to endure God’s rebuke.
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