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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 191
Young Cannibal Ned by Gillian Nash
There was a young cannibal Ned,
Who used to eat onions in bed;
His mother said, 'Sonny,
It's not very funny,
Why don't you eat people instead ?'
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Saturday Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a man with no soul
in his life he saw only one goal.
He would stomp, screw and pound
others into the ground
but he dug himself into a hole.
When he found that he could not succeed
and that people like him could be freed
from their nasty affliction
and in-NATE dereliction
he decided to chuck all his greed.
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Contusion by Sylvia Plath
Color floods to the spot, dull purple.
The rest of the body is all washed-out,
The color of pearl.
In a pit of a rock
The sea sucks obsessively,
One hollow thw whole sea's pivot.
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Fat Cook by Theodora Onken
There was this Gormet Chef named Dan
Who kept his pork fat in a coffee can
Whenever preparing a major feast
He'd oil his cooking pans with the grease
Now he's wondering why he's lost his heart-healthy fans!
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