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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
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The Boy From Lake Trout by Jacqueline L. Fuller
There once was a boy from Lake Trout
Who thought he could eat a Girl Scout
He took a big bite,
Chewed with much might
But ended up spitting her out
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The Preppy from Ninevah by M. J. Mcguire
If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail!
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Immortality by Thomas Hardy
I saw a dead man's finer part
Shining within each faithful heart
Of those bereft. Then said I: 'This must be
His immortality.'
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Nothing To Tell You by Paul H Tubb
There was an old man from Tibet,
Something happened to him which I forget.
So this rhymes almost through
As I've nothing to tell you.
I do hope you're not to upset.
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