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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 192
Adventurous maiden called Rhona by Joe Pamanian
An adventurous maiden called Rhona
Used to run with the bulls in Pamplona.
Friends would give her a shout
When the bulls were let out
Or just reach for their mobiles and 'phona.
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Dragon Limerick by Alison Smith
High on a hill lay a dragon
Dreaming of that next flagon
Not of young maidens
Captured in raidins
He never felt like a true dragon
There once was a was a burly knight
Sent out to find a dragon to fight
Thought killing was cuel
But he had the right tool
Just hoped they hadn't all left in fright.
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My New Computer by Herbert Nehrlich
Just got finished (some help from a tutor)
hooking up to the net the computer,
somewhat clumsy of hand
though I did understand
this thing beats the old roto-rooter.
Now the screen is a 24 size
the small letters as big as blowflies.
And no gremlins in sight
so I bid you good night
may the gods bless my overworked eyes.
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Celtic Scarf Around Our Necks by Daniel McDonagh
We were Christened at the Chapel
With a Celtic scarf around our necks,
Remembering all the miles, we had traveled
As we would wander to old Parkhead,
Up the Gallowgate, we would make our way
Taking our dear old father’s hand
As he told us, we should walk with pride
To be a faithful Celtic fan.
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