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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 153
I'M Way Past My Last Summer by Herbert Nehrlich
When they gave her the grave diagnosis
fulminating haemochromatosis,
she said 'life is a bummer,
I'm way past my last summer
but my boobies do suffer from ptosis.'
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My Friend Lord Ravenswood Rivermist by Cate Roberts
My friend Lord Ravenswood Rivermist,
Of Rivermist Estate,
Has unicorns in the courtyard,
And fairies at the gate.
Close at hand are butterflies,
To help him dye the wool,
The little lambs all frolicking,
In multicoloured pools.
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Old Man of Moldavia by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour;
For while he was able,
He slept on a table.
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.
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Modeling In New York by Theodora Onken
Down the road of modeling in New York
Came this model who loved her pork
When told to diet or be fired
She rather hastily retired
Unable to put down her fork!
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