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A selection of random funny
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The Art Of Writing Limericks by Herbert Nehrlich
A limerick can be rather funny
when the syllables are on the money.
But when none of it fits
it can give you the shits
Would you stop writing limericks, sonny?
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Lovelorn by Ray Lucero
At the risk of, sounding contrite
I offer love to thee, if it’s alright
Pray, thou dost not run off afright
Instead, in these few lines delight
Allowing them, thy heart excite...
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Fatherhood by Jim Milks
There was a young man
with an interesting plan
with a young lady he would lay
but his condom he forgot that day
and now he is the chief of a small clan
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She'D Picked Up The Clap by Herbert Nehrlich
When a girl who looked utterly sad
told the doc she was fast going mad,
that she'd picked up the clap
from the hot water tap.............
Penicillin for her and the lad.
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