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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 71
Lunar Eclipse by Lunar Eclipse
Thy shadow, Earth, from Pole to Central Sea,
Now steals along upon the Moon's meek shine
In even monochrome and curving line
Of imperturbable serenity.
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Miss Greedy by Ulrike Thompson
This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
And off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!
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Sicker And Sicker by Herbert Nehrlich
You will start taking LIPITOR',
said the Doc. Asked the patient 'what for? '
'If it gets to your ticker
you'll get sicker and sicker,
it's that bloody cholesterol whore.'
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Who Was Up Here To Ski by Herbert Nehrlich
When the ferry arrived at the pier
they were planning to sample the beer
when they spotted JC
who was up here to ski
down the Fraser and stop at the weir.
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