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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 1
Neutral Tones by Thomas Hardy
The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing....
Since then, keen lessons that love deceives,
And wrings with wrong, have shaped to me
Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree,
And a pond edged with grayish leaves.
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Snore…Me by Ray Lucero
This morn she said again “You snore”
An accusation I now dare not ignore
To put an end to this ongoing fight
I’ll stay awake tonight, see if she’s right
To settle this vexing issue evermore!
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Just A Little Limerick by Kailynd McGregor
There once was a man from Montana,
Who wore a yellow bandana.
It was given to him,
Proper and prim
By the lovely Miss Hanna Fontana.
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An Infatuated Man From Dover by Anita V.
An infatuated man from Dover,
was left by his imaginary lover.
He pulled his hair,
in sheer despair,
forgetting a wig was his cover.
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