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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 24
Sue by Lindsay K Dutton
There once was a girl named Sue,
She visited the city zoo
She smelled funky,
And looked like a monkey
So now she lives there too!!
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The Paul Tubb by Herbert Nehrlich
A man by the name of Paul Tubb
was so fond of the rubb-a-dub-dubb
that he soaked with his maid
in the tub and got laid
his old man had gone down in a sub.
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Rhyming Artificially by Allan James Saywell
Known to all
Paternity admitted by none
For a century, smut has had a Ball
Limericks written, even about --
The Order of the Nun
It's content insipid, the Rhyming
Artificially ingenious
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“O” Word Taboo by Ray Lucero
Congress mute when told 'withdraw'
To put an end to strife and turmoil
Seems they’d contracted lockjaw
Afraid to voice, 'twas blood for oil”
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