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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 222
Napoleon by Joel Lliff
Napoleon said something coarse,
As the battle turned for the worse; .
Men fled from battle,
Like herded cattle,
But the pig sat still on his horse.
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Yo Momma The 2nd by Brandon Wyatt
Your mom is so ugly and fat
her big but sat on the cat
I heard a meow
and a giant fat cow
And all that was left was a splat!
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Bad Gothic Poetry (making fun) by Jim Mortiory
Dana was a rock and roller,
She was most definitely bi-polar,
She turned her first trick,
Then wrote this Limerick,
And her mommy could not control her.
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I've nursed a goat by Pauline Sword
Said a zoo man, 'I've nursed a goat,
I've sat up all night with a stoat.
I've bandaged a flea,
But what worries me
Is a giraffe with a flippin' sore throat.'
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